i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision
(via starjasmines)
i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision
(via starjasmines)
when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet
(via hungwy)
my buddy (computer scientist) says they are making a computer that will die a natural death surrounded by loved ones . with a really good graphics card
(via txttletale)
I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it’s so over around me
(via viviraptor)
“it’s so funny how you remember that” i remember Everything. unless i forget
(via chuuyapaw)